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Wednesday, November 19, 2008

POOR CHRISTMAS?

Well, finally i almost recovered from the flu i got. I am ready to strangle again for life, to work hard and to live my life like shit again. Why am i talking like that? The answer is money. They are never enough. It 's all about the money. When bills are coming at home i have a huge headache. Surely i am not the only one on this planet with money problem but what can i say when the money i earn from work are enough only to pay the bills and to to buy the very basics for food? About amusement? Forget it! No money at all. The only fun i can have (and the most people on earth) is my internet connection, my tv set, my cds and a coffee in the coffee shop once in three weeks. Pathetic huh?
Can you imagine the scene in a few weeks? Happy songs, Santas on every corner, and lots of ads for Christmas. Don 't forget something: no money, no funny! Don 't do the huge mistake to get a loan from a bank 'cause after holidays you are gonna be so, so, soooooo sorry! Trust me.
So here 's the thing: No money for the most people means quiet holidays but not necessarily bad. To not have enough money doesn 't mean shitty Christmas. Get the real Christmas spirit and not the one that companies wanna sell to us very expensive.
Personally what am i gonna do during the whole Christmas and New Year days? Nothing special. Stayin' at home with my fiance, visiting my parents, no parties, no turkey (chicken is also ok), lot of wine and music at home and two or three times to go out for food, coffee, beer or whatever. My pocket keeps me in low profile.
Don 't forget there are many people who have the absolute nothing. No clothes, no food, no home, no kids or kids without parents, old people all alone in some nursing home. There is always somebody in worse place than us, so sometimes we must be greatul for what we have in our lives.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

LETTER TO A BANK

Look what i found today in my mailbox from a friend of mine.

LETTER TO A BANK:

Dear Sirs,

In view of what seems to be happening internationally with banks at the moment, I was wondering if you could advise me. If one of my cheques is returned marked "insufficient funds," how will I know whether that refers to me or you?


Yours truly,


Ain 't it cool?

Monday, November 10, 2008

TOOTHACHE

HOLY SHIT!!! I 've just come back from dentist and i have an un-fucking-believable toothache. Painkiller is not working at all. What should i take to stop the pain? Prozac? cocaine? Weed? What kind of crap? Just tell me and i am gonna get it for sure. I really don 't know how i 'm gonna sleep tonight.
"You 're gonna be very lucky if you are not in pain tonight", dentist told me. EXCUSE ME? You made my day. Actually, you made my night dentist, thank you.
I should take out the nerve of the tooth. Damn it! I don 't wanna swear so much on my blog but the pain makes me to cuss. It 's one way to calm down.
I know the pain is not gonna last forever and that makes me kinda strong and patient. Toothache is one of the worst things for me ever. I can 't stand it. I hate all kind of pains. I prefer to work like a dog twenty hours a day everyday than the torture of a toothache (i surely don 't mean it).
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How am i gonna make pain to stop? Any advise please? Shit, it kills me so much.
Alrighty folks! I better get going. There 's nothing serious to say today, so i am gonna close now and suffer...
SHIT!!!