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Monday, December 29, 2008


Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim

terrorists are so quick to commit suicide .
.. Let's see now...

No Jesus
No Christmas
No television

No cheerleaders
No Nude Women

No car races

No football

No soccer

No golf
No tailgate parties

No K Mart

No pork BBQ

No hot dogs

No burgers

No chocolate chip cookies

No lobster

No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
No nachos
No Beer nuts

No Beer !!!!!!!!
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next-door
because he's sick and there are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
More than one wife.
?(which means more than one Mother in Law!!)
You can't shave.

Your wives can't shave.

You can't shower to wash off the smell of
donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and
veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey.
But your donkey has a better disposition.
Then they tell you that when you die it all
gets better!

I mean, really, is there a mystery here?

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