A DAMN FINE EXPLANATION

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!' And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love so at least I can tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!' And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days. So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her thedesigner jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you forChristmasthat you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.' The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, 'Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'

THE TICKET

Wow!!! Long time to post something here, huh? Well i am very happy 'cause finally i have in my hands the ticket for AC/DC concert which is gonna take place in Athens, Greece at the Olympic Stadium on May the 28th at 9:30 p.m. Take a look people...

It's gonna be a good party this concert. It's the fisrt concert of AC/DC in Greece and of course is gonna be sold out like all concerts of BLACK ICE European Tour. That's for sure. Now i must wait for the big day of May.
Gotta go now folks... I promise to post more often. You 'll see...

SOMETHING SMART AND FUNNY

Hi there! I 've found in my mailbox one very nice image (a friend of mine sent it to me - thanks nispell). It 's very smart also, so i decided to post it. Click on the image to enlarge it. Enjoy it!!!

Ain't it cool?

VIAGRA

This is my first post for 2009. Lets start this year with humor. I wish you all the best and to stop all wars on earth. Enjoy!


Be sure to read all the way to the bottom of picture....

I have seen pharmaceutical advertising in doctor's offices on everything from tissues to ball point pens. Well, this one should get the prize....

One of our doctor buddies e-mailed back: 'If the light stays on for more than 4 hours, call your electrician.