LETTER TO A BANK

Look what i found today in my mailbox from a friend of mine.

LETTER TO A BANK:

Dear Sirs,

In view of what seems to be happening internationally with banks at the moment, I was wondering if you could advise me. If one of my cheques is returned marked "insufficient funds," how will I know whether that refers to me or you?


Yours truly,

Ain 't it cool?

TOOTHACHE

HOLY SHIT!!! I 've just come back from dentist and i have an un-fucking-believable toothache. Painkiller is not working at all. What should i take to stop the pain? Prozac? cocaine? Weed? What kind of crap? Just tell me and i am gonna get it for sure. I really don 't know how i 'm gonna sleep tonight.
"You 're gonna be very lucky if you are not in pain tonight", dentist told me. EXCUSE ME? You made my day. Actually, you made my night dentist, thank you.
I should take out the nerve of the tooth. Damn it! I don 't wanna swear so much on my blog but the pain makes me to cuss. It 's one way to calm down.
I know the pain is not gonna last forever and that makes me kinda strong and patient. Toothache is one of the worst things for me ever. I can 't stand it. I hate all kind of pains. I prefer to work like a dog twenty hours a day everyday than the torture of a toothache (i surely don 't mean it).
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How am i gonna make pain to stop? Any advise please? Shit, it kills me so much.
Alrighty folks! I better get going. There 's nothing serious to say today, so i am gonna close now and suffer...
SHIT!!!

SEE THE WORLD

I like traveling. I like to visit other countries, to meet other people, to learn about other cultures. Of course i can 't afford so many trips. I 've found one very interesting web site and i thought to share it with you.
I am talking about EMPORIS. It 's a web site where you can visit many cities all around the world. You can see very beautiful images, read the history of each place, to check out for the highest buildings in the world, to learn some elements like population, culture etc.
Emporis lists on its database 209 countries. The web site is in two languages. English and Deutsch. Emporis is one of the world’s biggest providers of data concerning the building industry.
If you are excited with this web site and you are looking for a job you can work for Emporis. More informations you can find with one click here.
This web site is a very good tool for architects and civil engineers but it doesn 't mean that it 's not for other people also. As i said in the beginning of this post it 's an alternative way to see the world. I can 't say it 's better than the real thing but it 's better than nothing for sure.